*leans against wall*
*sips a capri sun*
two types of people
group projects when no one knows what they’re doing
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters
the person who made this video needs to contact me asap
heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitley not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im fucking allergic to bananas.